Adam Sandler’s rectile dysfunction drug could be used to treat coronavirus patients

The pharmaceutical company AdPfizer which exposed American actor Adam Sandler’s rectile dysfunction problem on a TV commercial aired in the United States last year, has its scientists developing a new drug with the main components of RECTIX™ to treat Coronavirus patients. 

The clinical trials with over 6,000 ill patients have shown that the new drug CORANUS™ (large pill rectal administrated) has cured 91% of the patients where 50% were male and 41% were female patients. Only 23% of these 50% male patients have became addicted to this “suppository style” drug and have divorced their wives a few days after leaving the hospital.

For further information, WATCH THE RECTIX™ TV COMMERCIAL below.

Click to watch the RECTIX™ TV COMMERCIAL BY SNL

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