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Englishmen – The Creators and Players of Exciting & Violent Sports

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As we all know, the Englishmen are the creators and players of the most exciting & violent sports on earth. To understand and give your opinion and support about this true statement, you will need to watch this video entirely. There’s never been any other sport in the world with more action and violence then this one in the video. We hope you can watch the whole thing and give us your opinion.

WARNING: This is a very high action video that includes sudden and dramatic acceleration, climbing, tilting, dropping and backwards motion. If you had a recent surgery, have heart trouble/high blood pressure, neck trouble, back trouble or if you are pregnant, please DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO.

 

 

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Canadian men are sexually harassed by their curling wives

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Three out of four men in Canada feel they have been sexually harassed by their curling wives according to Gallup Canada Consulting. In Manitoba, the numbers are even higher and scarier, where approximately 2 and a half men plus 4 out of 5 male buffalos feel the same kind of harassment at home.

When in Manitoba last week, The Can interviewed one of the 3,452 husbands who have filled out a harassment complaint at the PMABWC – Poor Men Assaulted By Women Centre. “Always after a rough curling game, my wife goes to a bar with her teammates and comes home drunk… demanding rough sex, and forces me to go to our bed and then starts screaming in my ears: Harder! Haaarder! Haaaaaarder!! And if I don’t want to go to bed with her, she hits me very hard with the kitchen broom! It hurts a lot, you know…” said Mike Broomdodger

>> Watch the video above

 

Who’s the Biggest? Pele or Maradona?

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SOCCER – Who is the biggest? Pele or Maradona? The world has always been seeking for the answer and finally our photographers had access to their locker rooms to find out which one of them has the best soccer package. Pretend you’re a soccer referee (not from Brazil, neither Argentina) and take a close look at the picture below where the two soccer legends reveal their soccer power. The final decision is all yours!!

 

Pele or Maradona?
Pele or Maradona?
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CFL will join NFL

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TORONTO – The Command Centre of CFL wants its league to join the NFL – North American Football League next season.  “It’s one of the toughest calls for Canadian fans, but it will bring more emotion to the game…” said the CFL president who believes that the Canadian Football League is becoming boring because only Canadian teams have the chance to win the Grey Cup. He also said that a joint CFL-NFL league, will bring more money to Canada and make the competition even tougher, just like the NHL where a Canadian hockey team hasn’t won the Stanley Cup for 19 years. “That’s exactly what we want, make Canadians eager for winning and when the victory comes it will be glory for the entire nation!” added the president. The CFL and NFL leagues are still discussing a few other details prior to close this deal, including the new name which will replace Grey Cup and Super Bowl. “It seems that Super Blue Balls will be the new name, because it can express all the emotion and pain a Canadian football fan will go through…” said the NFL president who also commented that one of the main conditions they have accepted this joint agreement was that Regina, SK will never host a football game again.

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