Sports

TRANS-DUDES: Proud of Beating the Crap Out of Women

The Can News – Ottawa, ON Women fought long and hard to earn equal athletic opportunities, but because of these trans-dudes, young women are forced to be spectators in their own sports. “We all know the outcome of the race before it even starts; it’s demoralizing,” says American woman, stay away from me. (by Lenny

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Don Cherry is the New Face of KFC

The Can News – Ottawa, ON Don Cherry who was fired last week as the longtime face of Hockey Night in Canada after making controversial remarks about Opium poppies, signed today an 8-figure contract with KFC and will be the company’s new face for the next 2 years. According to KFC, the company has been looking for

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Englishmen – The Creators and Players of Exciting & Violent Sports

As we all know, the Englishmen are the creators and players of the most exciting & violent sports on earth. To understand and give your opinion and support about this true statement, you will need to watch this video entirely. There’s never been any other sport in the world with more action and violence then

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Canadian men are sexually harassed by their curling wives

Three out of four men in Canada feel they have been sexually harassed by their curling wives according to Gallup Canada Consulting. In Manitoba, the numbers are even higher and scarier, where approximately 2 and a half men plus 4 out of 5 male buffalos feel the same kind of harassment at home. When in

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Who’s the Biggest? Pele or Maradona?

Pele or Maradona?

SOCCER – Who is the biggest? Pele or Maradona? The world has always been seeking for the answer and finally our photographers had access to their locker rooms to find out which one of them has the best soccer package. Pretend you’re a soccer referee (not from Brazil, neither Argentina) and take a close look

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CFL will join NFL

The Can - Sports

TORONTO – The Command Centre of CFL wants its league to join the NFL – North American Football League next season.  “It’s one of the toughest calls for Canadian fans, but it will bring more emotion to the game…” said the CFL president who believes that the Canadian Football League is becoming boring because only Canadian

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