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Trudeau sent a very strong message to Saudi Arabia:

“We’ll strike you with fire & fury using our Tweeter messages, and we will decimate you until you beg for your PJs.” said Canada’s Prime Minister.

Canada’s PM J. Trudeau has just confirmed that Canada’s twitter forces will attack Saudi Arabia at any given moment. PM Trudeau said that tweets are going to be sent straight to their souls and hearts and will eliminate all the targets.

When asked about if it was a real war or just a tweeter war, Prime Minister Trudeau said: “This is a real war against Saudi Arabia”. Trudeau also added: “We as Canadians, and Liberals believe that wars don’t need to be won. We just want that the war on words, tweeter words for example, are enough to eliminate a country which is against our principles and morals; and we will fight for that”.

CANADA SECRET WAR PLAN: The Can News’ reporters went further and beyond to find out about the secret plan: Because Canada doesn’t have any military equipment or weapons to fight a war against Saudi Arabia, the Liberals decided that the best war would be on Twitter… So, Canada has hired hundreds of Social Media Experts to fight Saudi Arabia. “Words war”, that’s what said Minister of National Defence Harjet Sings Turban.

Let’s clap our hands!!

In a conference held in a small town in Switzerland, minority groups expressed their opinions about the “White House” name and decided that the name applied to the Washington, DC Presidential White House should be changed.

“The conference itself was not enough to decide yet what name and color the White House would have in the future, but it was helpful to point the directions it will be going in regards to its new color and name” said “Black Lives Matter” spokesperson Jay Brown.

According to our sources, the minority groups have decided on the name and color change of the presidential house in Washington, DC, because they think the name and color used since it was built is extremely racist and leans toward the white majority. “And it is not acceptable…” said the president of the USA LGBT community.

You’ll see below pictures of the minorities’ project proposals for the white house’s names and colors change. During the conference, there were some projects presented such as the Black project, the LGBT project and the Pink Girls project… Please click on the images to view the new projects presented.

As Forrest Gump would say “Life is a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get…” and that’s what happened to North Korea’s Leader Kim Ping Pong-Huh?

Mr. Ping Pong-Huh? hosted Dennis Rodman (an American retired professional basketball player) a few times in North Korea all in the name of the basketball game to be introduced and played in that country.

According to some confidential sources, Kim Ping Pong-Huh? went way and beyond his original plans… He fell in love with the basketball player and a few days later they started sharing a room at Mr. Ping Pong-Huh?’ palace.

When the North Korean’s popular magazine “Ping Pong Foxy News” published some images of these two men in their private room wearing pink robes, our confidential sources started to investigate their relationship very deeply.

And fortunately for us, now we have a better understanding of what’s going on with Kim Ping Pong-Huh? and his madness.

DPRK’s leader have tried and tasted Dennis’ rod and can’t live without it anymore, and according to the popular saying “Once you go black, you’ll never go back”, Kim is desperate trying to keep his stud in the house. Because Dennis Rodman doesn’t stay very long in North Korea and neither goes there very often, Mr. Ping Pong-Huh? is going crazy. He’s promised that he would wear only black clothes until the end of his life, and also promised that whenever Dennis takes too long to visit him, he will launch a missile out of North Korea.

If you compare the dates of Dennis’ visits to NK and the missile launches, you will understand that everything makes sense.

Only one question: Why the White House has never thought about it, or if they have, why they’ve never told us?

Before taking a trip to Antarctica, you should know some important facts. There’s nothing to do there and it’s fucking cold. Places like that can be easily found here in Canada and you don’t need to spend a lot of money to visit, such as the province of Saskatchewan (nothing to do there and it’s fucking cold too). Another cheaper option a little bit more adventurous than Saskatchewan would be the Arctic.  Here are some of the basic differences between Antarctica and the Arctic:  First of all, they are both below -50 degrees Celsius but Antarctica is colder and windier than the Arctic. The Arctic has trees and indigenous people but Antarctic does not. The Arctic has penguins and polar bears and Antarctic does not. The Arctic has Eskimos and igloos and Antarctica does not. There are towns in the Arctic but not in Antarctica – just research bases. So if you are not a researcher or a scientist, what the hell do you want to go to Antarctica for?

Libyan leader Myyouare GayTough is promising “a long war” against the international military forces that have targeted his troops with airstrikes and dozens of cruise missiles. In a phone call to The Can, Mr. GayTough says he will not let up on the rebellion in the country’s east. He said he has opened up his secret frog-weapons depots to Libyans, and said everyone there is armed and dangerous now.”  Using an offensive war strategy, Myyouare GayTough is combating the no-fly zone imposed by the allies with his own no-fly zone.  Click on the link below to watch the video with GayTough’s secret frog-weapons neutralizing the international airstrikes.

NO-FLY ZONE VIDEO – click here