Trump calls Trudeau “black-faced”, “scumbag”, “son of Castro”…

The Can News | London, UK President Donald Trump blasted Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as “black-faced”, “scumbag”, “son of Castro” on Wednesday after Trudeau was caught on an open mic with other world leaders discussing the NATO meeting in London and referencing Trump’s “orange colour”. The video, which quickly went viral online, showed Trudeau, British Prime

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New Procedure to Change Skin Colour Can Overcome Racism

The revolutionary new DIY procedure to change skin colour created by dermatologist Dr. Hijab Patel can overcome racism, said PhD psychologist Prof. Rosacea Eczema during interview yesterday. > Watch the DIY Video Tutorial and get the colour skin you want. *As seen on TV

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Trudeau sent a very strong message to Saudi Arabia: “We’ll strike you with fire & fury using our Tweeter messages, and we will decimate you until you beg for your PJs.” said Canada’s Prime Minister. Canada’s PM J. Trudeau has just confirmed that Canada’s twitter forces will attack Saudi Arabia at any given moment. PM

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Minority Groups Demand “White House” Name & Color Change

In a conference held in a small town in Switzerland, minority groups expressed their opinions about the “White House” name and decided that the name applied to the Washington, DC Presidential White House should be changed. “The conference itself was not enough to decide yet what name and color the White House would have in

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Danger in the Air: Canada to Purchase 25 Old Australian Fighter Jets

Canada’s Minister of National Defence Harjet Sings Turban is a Sikh man. He has just approved the purchase of 25 old fighter jets from Australia to be added to the Canadian Air Force. When asked by The Can News about the meaning of this incredible purchase, Mr. Turban said: “Our Liberal government had spent a lot

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Body Parts of Saudi Journalist Have Been Found in a Food Truck in KSA

The body parts of murdered dissident journalist JayMight EatHis Kelloggs have been found at a food truck site in the suburbs of Riyadh, capital of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia (KSA), a UK-based broadcaster reported on Tuesday. According to Sky News, the Saudi journalist’s body had been “cut up” and his face “disfigured”, with the

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Canada tightening borders against Muslims

Minister of Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship for the Government of Canada – The Honourable Ahmed D. Hussen (nephew of Saddam Hussein) revealed today that Canada will toughen security along the Canadian border, including all ports of entry (POE) such as airports, seaports, riverports, streamports, creekports, roads and rail crossings on a land border. >> Watch video above: An

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North Korean Leader’s son sends a strong message to Barron Trump

The son of Kim Jong-un, the young and restless Ping Pong-huh sent a strong and aggressive message yesterday to Trump’s son – Barron Trump “Little Donald”. The video message sent in Korean (watch original video above) was translated to English and published by the main stream media world wide. Read the message transcription (by Reuters): ” If

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PM Trudeau wants migrant caravan to cross into U.S.

As a caravan of some 4,000 Central American migrants rests in Juchitan, a town 700 kilometres southeast of Mexico City and still many weeks’ walk from the U.S. border, Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau told President Donald Trump yesterday that he should allow the caravan to cross into U.S. and then be able to keep walking thousands and thousands

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This dude is not doing his job.

The Can News – Ottawa, ON Canada THIS KID WANTS A TRADE-CARTEL WAR WITH THE UNITED STATES U.S. President Donald Trump said that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is damaging the pot business in America by legalizing marijuana all over Canada. Trump told The Can News yesterday that if Canada continues playing dirty games with the

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Dennis Rodman could be the motive behind DPRK’s anger

As Forrest Gump would say “Life is a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get…” and that’s what happened to North Korea’s Leader Kim Ping Pong-Huh? Mr. Ping Pong-Huh? hosted Dennis Rodman (an American retired professional basketball player) a few times in North Korea all in the name of the basketball game

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Going to Antarctica?


Before taking a trip to Antarctica, you should know some important facts. There’s nothing to do there and it’s fucking cold. Places like that can be easily found here in Canada and you don’t need to spend a lot of money to visit, such as the province of Saskatchewan (nothing to do there and it’s

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Canada will export Beavers to Asia


OTTAWA – Foreign Affairs and International Trade Canada’s Office: In a continent always prepared for earthquakes, the last 8.9-magnitude temblor caught battle-hardened Japanese off guard. Now China, Japan and many other Asian countries part of the “Pacific Rim” are looking for new alternatives to avoid more damage caused by earthquakes and tsunamis in the future.  The

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No-Fly Zone my ass, says Myyouare GayTough


Libyan leader Myyouare GayTough is promising “a long war” against the international military forces that have targeted his troops with airstrikes and dozens of cruise missiles. In a phone call to The Can, Mr. GayTough says he will not let up on the rebellion in the country’s east. He said he has opened up his secret

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Royal Wedding – Prince William holds secret bachelor bash


Far from the cameras of the U.K.’s voracious press, the prince bid his single life goodbye in a bachelor party reportedly held in eastern Libya over the weekend. Palace officials confirmed Monday only that the stag party — reportedly thrown by his brother and best man, Prince Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallowsween — had taken

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