Dennis Rodman could be the motive behind DPRK’s anger

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As Forrest Gump would say “Life is a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get…” and that’s what happened to North Korea’s Leader Kim Ping Pong-Huh?

Mr. Ping Pong-Huh? hosted Dennis Rodman (an American retired professional basketball player) a few times in North Korea all in the name of the basketball game to be introduced and played in that country.

According to some confidential sources, Kim Ping Pong-Huh? went way and beyond his original plans… He fell in love with the basketball player and a few days later they started sharing a room at Mr. Ping Pong-Huh?’ palace.

When the North Korean’s popular magazine “Ping Pong Foxy News” published some images of these two men in their private room wearing pink robes, our confidential sources started to investigate their relationship very deeply.

And fortunately for us, now we have a better understanding of what’s going on with Kim Ping Pong-Huh? and his madness.

DPRK’s leader have tried and tasted Dennis’ rod and can’t live without it anymore, and according to the popular saying “Once you go black, you’ll never go back”, Kim is desperate trying to keep his stud in the house. Because Dennis Rodman doesn’t stay very long in North Korea and neither goes there very often, Mr. Ping Pong-Huh? is going crazy. He’s promised that he would wear only black clothes until the end of his life, and also promised that whenever Dennis takes too long to visit him, he will launch a missile out of North Korea.

If you compare the dates of Dennis’ visits to NK and the missile launches, you will understand that everything makes sense.

Only one question: Why the White House has never thought about it, or if they have, why they’ve never told us?

 

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