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Gender Neutral Dialect Could Become Canada’s 3rd Official Language

Canada’s Minister of Diversity, Inclusion and Youth, Hon. Kitchendish MoveslikeJagger announced yesterday that the Liberal government will be introducing Bill C-69-4U2 in the House of Commons next month in order to amend the “Official Languages Act”, which could make the “Gender Neutral Dialect” another official language in Canada. Most political scientists are saying that the

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Trump calls Trudeau “black-faced”, “scumbag”, “son of Castro”…

The Can News | London, UK President Donald Trump blasted Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as “black-faced”, “scumbag”, “son of Castro” on Wednesday after Trudeau was caught on an open mic with other world leaders discussing the NATO meeting in London and referencing Trump’s “orange colour”. The video, which quickly went viral online, showed Trudeau, British Prime

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Trudeau’s New Cabinet: As useless as male nipples

The Can News | Ottawa, ON Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced last week the new members of Cabinet following the swearing-in ceremony. The new cabinet is excessively large, useless and not as diverse as you could imagine. Racial and Gender Breakdown of Trudeau’s New Cabinet Despite its enormous size, the new cabinet not only lacks diversity but also competence.

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BREAKING: Poop Thrower Behind PM’s Blackface Scandal

by The Can News | Toronto, ON | November 27th 2019 Shitzuel Opoku, 28, was arrested near Queen Street West and Spadina Avenue on Tuesday evening, after allegedly throwing multiple buckets of liquefied fecal matter on people over the past few days. Police say the man threw feces on people inside libraries at both the University of Toronto and York University over the last week.

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