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We are located in Ottawa, ON Canada, just across the CSIS – Canadian Security Intelligence Service – building, where intelligence matters. For obvious security reasons, we can’t tell you who we are, but they know who we are… So if you wish to contact us, please send an e-mail to:

Our Headquarters - Administration, Newsroom, Washrooms, etc
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