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Study: Getting Kicked in the Balls Hurts More than Childbirth says University Professor

Studies at the University of Calgary, Canada have shown that women across the world have been exaggerating their pain when it comes to childbirth…

The Can, Calgary AB, Canada

Studies at the University of Calgary, Canada have shown that women across the world have been exaggerating their pain when it comes to labour.

In a recent study led by Dr. Thomas Ballsy – Calgary University, 250,167 women have been interviewed worldwide about their pain during labour. At the same time, Dr. Ballsy interviewed 261,051 men around the world about their pain when getting their balls kicked in.

This study by Dr. Thomas Ballsy have shown us that “Getting kicked in the balls hurts more than childbirth” is creating a debate, addressing controversial issues, and mostly, causing conflicts between husbands and wives worldwide.

When I had my balls kicked by my spouse, I had to go for serious psychologic treatments… These sessions costed me a fortune and I still can’t figure out what she was trying to do with my balls… The pain was unforgetful…

  • Jon Dylan

Although, the majority of women around the world say the childbirth’s pain is the worst one in the world, the majority of the men interviewed said that there is no pain like being kicked in the balls.

In order to finalize his studies, Dr. Thomas Ballsy had to ask a fundamental question to these 2 groups of people (men and women). He asked them only one question, and the question was the same for both men and the women.

Ahh! Aaaaaah! I hate my hubby for putting this child inside me! Peter, my darling, please tell my husband I don’t want to see him ever again!” she said…

Dr. Thomas Ballsy asked the women:

Would you ever have a child again?

73% responded: YES

Then Dr. Ballsy asked the men:

Would you ever have your balls kicked again?

100% responded: NO

According to all this research done by the University of Calgary, we The Can can finally conclude that there is no pain like a kick in the balls!! That’s all for now folks!

After all these answers, there is no need for more controversial issues, we are on the same boat, and I will kick you in the balls and make your girlfriend pregnant! Woo-hoo, Willie!

  • Nelson Ned

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