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If you are High-Shit Qualified and wish to join our shit hole, please send your resume, contact information and a sample of your crap to email@example.com
We’re currently accepting VOLUNTEERS for the following positions:
> Toilet Cleaners
> Shit Throwers
> Toilet Paper Designers