What people are saying about The Can?

  • “We CAN make Canada Great Again!” (Donald Trump)
  • “CAN you touch this?” (McHammer)
  • “CAN you fix it?” (Bob The Builder)
  • “Yes, we CAN.” (Barak Obama)
  • “The Can is hot!” (Paris Hilton)
  • “You CAN shave my balls…” (Jessica Yaniv)
  • “Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh. I am on a drug. It’s called The Can.” (Charlie Harper)
  • “The Can is not as dirty as I thought. Thanks for washing…”  (Peter Mansbridge)
  • “The budget CAN balance itself!” (Justin Trudeau)
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