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Englishmen – The Creators and Players of Exciting & Violent Sports

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As we all know, the Englishmen are the creators and players of the most exciting & violent sports on earth. To understand and give your opinion and support about this true statement, you will need to watch this video entirely. There’s never been any other sport in the world with more action and violence then this one in the video. We hope you can watch the whole thing and give us your opinion.

WARNING: This is a very high action video that includes sudden and dramatic acceleration, climbing, tilting, dropping and backwards motion. If you had a recent surgery, have heart trouble/high blood pressure, neck trouble, back trouble or if you are pregnant, please DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO.




Australian Aborigines Makeover Edition

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Despite the good looks of Aussie celebrities like Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe and Crocodile Dundee, the Australian government is really concerned about the image of their aborigines which maybe is turning tourists away. If you don’t know, Australian Aborigines (aka Aboriginal Australians) are those people regarded as indigenous to the Australian continent. The government of Australia have hired 125 American plastic surgeons from the AMERICAN EXTREME MAKEOVER TEAM led by Dr. John Scarface to change the faces of all aboriginals and make that country more accessible to tourists. Government officials said this morning that they are not craving perfection, but only want to let them have normal lives. “We are sure that after the makeover procedures, their appearances will not only affect their self-esteem but also their success and social life. I feel so happy for each person that gets the chance to hand their looks over to the extreme team for a makeover. Some of them were born with defects, in accidents, or are just very unfortunate looking by nature. And it has been proved that good looking people attracts more tourists. Not everyone is blessed with average features and not everyone can afford plastic surgery or dental correction” said Dr. Scarface. Check out the pictures and see how the Aussie government is improving their country’s image. Could you believe your eyes that they are the very same person, just that the right one gone through an extreme makeover process? Amazing!!



Britney Spears gives birth to baby girl

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Pop star Britney Spears gave birth to another child, a baby girl, Tuesday afternoon April 19, 2011. According to our sources the baby will be named Mad Donna Spears. This is the 4th child for Britney Spears. The baby was born by caesarean section. Britney Spears had reportedly said that the previous ultrasound images have shown the baby had an enormous head and she would give birth by c-section in order to be able to deliver her big-head-blond-baby. As you already know, Mrs. Spears is a terrible singer and an awful mother, but on the other hand she’s an expert in human reproduction and has a delivery service faster than the Easter bunny.


U.S. Secretary of State’s New Book

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U.S. Secretary of State Hilarious Clitoris has launched her new self-help book for women called Kill Bill.  The book already is America’s best seller and deals with women’s difficulties in a “male world” .  “You don’t need to sleep with your boss to succeed, as a matter of fact all you need is a stupid husband who gets a scandalous blow job and the world will feel pity for you…then, you become famous, join politics and get elected. As you can see, I didn’t need to sleep with Bill to get to the top, but I might have to put Bill to sleep if I want to become America’s first woman president…” said Hilarious Clitoris in her interview to The Can. Kill Bill is also the best-selling book in Pakistan and has got “five thumbs up yours” by Fox News last week.


Royal Wedding – Prince William holds secret bachelor bash

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Far from the cameras of the U.K.’s voracious press, the prince bid his single life goodbye in a bachelor party reportedly held in eastern Libya over the weekend. Palace officials confirmed Monday only that the stag party — reportedly thrown by his brother and best man, Prince Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallowsween — had taken place at one of Myyouare GayTough safe houses.  “The party was amazing, lots of rebel girls from the Libyan resistance, tons of cheap oil, grenades and machine guns…Man, we had a blast!” said one of the Royal party guests. The British media has also speculated often about Kate Middleclass‘ bachelorette party plans, with one tabloid reporting that her sister Pippa The Pimp will be throwing a Dirty Dancing-themed hen party bash at the family home in Brixton, a middle class neighbourhood in London, UK.

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