We Stand On Guard For The Bee, Eh!


We, The Can News stand by The Babylon Bee along with all those who speak out in the face of intimidation and censorship. * This is the only serious and significant news post ever published by THE CAN NEWS Shutting down news websites or social media pages like The Babylon Bee and the New York

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Documentary shows why U.S. President refused aid from Australian PM during COVID-19 crisis


A new Netflix™ short documentary shows why the United States’ president refused aid from Australian prime minister during COVID-19 crisis. © Documentary created by Kacey Baker/Bay Rock Films and produced by Netflix™ Watch the documentary below and find out why the American president couldn’t accept help from the Aussie prime minister. WATCH BELOW THE SHORT

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How Canada’s New Marijuana Laws Could Affect You


This photo shows you exactly what happens when potheads take their dog & kid for a walk. Don’t expect potheads to take care of your lawn or your snow shovelling when you need it, because they are just potheads living their dreams. Not yours! If you really want their help, just call them if you

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Australian Aborigines Makeover Edition


Despite the good looks of Aussie celebrities like Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe and Crocodile Dundee, the Australian government is really concerned about the image of their aborigines which maybe is turning tourists away. If you don’t know, Australian Aborigines (aka Aboriginal Australians) are those people regarded as indigenous to the Australian continent. The government of Australia have

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Britney Spears gives birth to baby girl


Pop star Britney Spears gave birth to another child, a baby girl, Tuesday afternoon April 19, 2011. According to our sources the baby will be named Mad Donna Spears. This is the 4th child for Britney Spears. The baby was born by caesarean section. Britney Spears had reportedly said that the previous ultrasound images have shown the baby

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The Can - Mexico Trip Contest

THE CAN CONTEST – WIN AN ALL-INCLUSIVE TRIP TO MEXICO HOW TO ENTER: Write a letter to The Can telling us how many Canadians were killed and/or kidnaped in Mexico in the last 3 years. In case of a tie, those who are related to Canadian victims in Mexico will be selected for a tie-breaker and

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U.S. Secretary of State’s New Book


U.S. Secretary of State Hilarious Clitoris has launched her new self-help book for women called Kill Bill.  The book already is America’s best seller and deals with women’s difficulties in a “male world” .  “You don’t need to sleep with your boss to succeed, as a matter of fact all you need is a stupid husband who

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Royal Wedding – Prince William holds secret bachelor bash


Far from the cameras of the U.K.’s voracious press, the prince bid his single life goodbye in a bachelor party reportedly held in eastern Libya over the weekend. Palace officials confirmed Monday only that the stag party — reportedly thrown by his brother and best man, Prince Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallowsween — had taken

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