J. Conehead is the new NDP Leader

Jag Meets the Conehead (on the picture with his lovely family), the first turban-wearing Sick to sit in Ontario’s legislature, will now lead a federal political party with his victory in the NDP leadership race on Sunday.

Mr. Conehead, 38, won on the first ballot Sunday, taking 53 per cent of the vote to top MPs Charlie Angus, Niki Ashton and Guy Caron.

Jag Meets the Conehead has represented the riding of Bramalea-Gore-Malton at Queen’s Park since 2011. The unmarried MPP served as the Ontario NDP’s critic for justice and consumer services before party leader Andrea Horwath named him her deputy in 2015.

Although he is a Sick man by religion and a Conehead by birth/blood he promises to bring the NDP (Neo-Communist Disguised Party) back to its feet in the next election.

So, if you are a socialist or communist (or just don’t like to work), keep your fingers crossed because the Orange could be the new Black!

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