‘Diversity, My Ass,’ says President Donald Trump
The Can News – Washington, DC
While Americans are distracted with the price of eggs, United States President Donald Trump has brought together the most diverse team in American history. The federal cabinet buries the fatal leadership of Joe Biden, the country’s first legally-dead president to sit in office.
Meanwhile, the Democrats are no longer keen on the “Diversity is our Strength” brain worm. That, according to many, only works among the lower caste. Farm fields, fast-food joints, telemarketing and transport trucking; where diversity really hits its stride. Basically any job that requires 100 per cent time commitment for $7.25 per hour.
Trump’s opposition sees his cabinet through the eyes of their plantation past. Federal Bureau of Investigation Kash Patel, for example, has far overshot his basic innate abilities to run a 7-Eleven in a mid-size, Illinois city. Scott Turner, who serves as head of Housing and Urban Development, is Trump’s first appointed Afro-American in his second term. However, being a Republican, Turner’s skin pigmentation changes upon taking his oath of office. Cancelled.
Director of National Intelligence and former Democrat, Tulsi Gabbard – according to idiocratic philosophy – better serves the American public surfing the Maui waves and selling hand-braided bracelets on the beach. She comes nowhere near the holistic necessities of the position like her aboriginal counterpart, Senator Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren. The latter’s collection of feathers and lucky stones establishes her lineage as an actual “DEI” hire.
And there are more: Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, special counsel to Trump and head of DOGE, Elon Musk. For those looking for the “strength of diversity,” it’s there.
But let’s forget racial and cultural miscellany for a moment. There is another theme running through this cabinet that far outweighs the “Diversity is our Strength” model.
Trump has put together the most competent team in American history, nullifying Democrat efforts to create an idiocracy, otherwise known as Obama’s Wet Dream. The days of “Keep the plebs stupid. Boys are girls. The weather is killing us. Diversity is unity,” are almost over.
Trump’s team rests on a foundation of efficiency, efficacy and exactitude. That is three letter E’s, one step further than a D. Diversity is losing its strength.
President Trump’s Triple-E Cabinet: Ditching the douchebaggery
Scott Turner – Housing & Urban Development Secretary – A Blackman in Da House, so it’s good! Oh no! Not so fast, not yet!
Kristi Noem – Homeland Security Secretary – A Native American, but not like Senator Elizabeth Warren – fake Pocahontas…
Kash Patel – FBI Director – An American-Indian Gujarat who will throw his chicken biryani in your face without apologies!
Lori Chavez-DeRemer – Labor Secretary – Hispanic woman who wants to eat churros and kick ass. And she’s all out of churros!
Tulsi Gabbard – Director of National Intelligence – A Samoan woman and one of the three current or former Democrats with full brain function. She doesn’t need churros. She just kicks ass.
Susie Wiles – White House’s Chief of Staff – First Woman to ever be the USA’s Chief of Staff in the White House. Like her hair, she’s white as snow, babe!
Vivek Ramaswamy – Former DOGE co-chair & political candidate. An American-Indian Hindu who can easily tell you to fuck off. Got it?
Pam Bondi – Attorney General – A white and “blondie” ready to fuck DEI’s spectrum of outlaws!
Marco Rubio – Secretary of State – A Cuban-American sending illegal Yankee wannabes back on a boat to Cuba, Ecuador and parts between. No return ticket.
Elon Musk – DOGE’s Advisor – A white Canadian/South African genius with a penchant for spacecraft and fertile strumpets. Boosting our world population one bastard at a time.
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