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Minnesota Parents Seek Help from State’s New Pronoun Crisis Line

2 weeks ago

Pre-K son refuses to use parents’ preferred identifiers after extended visit with Grandma

TCN – MINNEAPOLIS

A five-year-old has become the subject of two heated disputes, one that is tearing his family apart.

The other may put a new Child and Protective Services (CPS) re-education program to the test.

Freddy, the son of Apple and Garth Izzconfused, is facing a three-month stint at Minnesota’s new CPS Identification Re-Education Program developed by Governor and 2024 Democratic vice-presidential candidate, Tim Walz.

The Izzconfuseds say they have been losing hair, sleep and sanity through the past eight months trying to teach their child their preferred pronouns. After months of frustrating failure, they called the CPS’s “Pronoun Crisis Hotline” for help.

Apple, a gender-fluid individual who describes itself as “a female goddess in male form,” prefers the pronouns “vee/vim/vicodin.” Freddy’s mother, Garth, exudes the rugged demeanor of a 60s-era Clint Eastwood. “Feel” insists on being called “feel/lucky/punk.”

Freddy holds steadfast to the simple, traditional format for the English language.

Three weeks at Grandma’s with an iPad

“We left him with his grandmother and an iPad for three weeks while we went to Hedonism Heaven in Cancun last year. We returned expecting our precious progressive child, full of joy. Instead, we have a stoic, literate pre-K asshole brainwashed by Boomerism,” said Garth.

Freddy says he learned to read and write through extended YouTube consumption while visiting his Nana. This, alongside Nana’s common sense approach to life, language and love, motivated him to change his perspective.

“Pronouns, as grammatical markers, serve primarily as a linguistic convenience rather than a substantive identity determinant,” Freddy told TCN during a video interview on Wednesday. The five-year-old sipped an Americano and adjusted his bowtie as he spoke.

“The entire ordeal seems to be less about my language use and more about the ever-expanding taxonomy of self-perception.”

Father/mother manic about son’s new traditional philosophies

Apple is beside vicodinself over the issue.

“Freddy is nothing but a big meanie,” vee screamed, crushing vim juice box in despair and pulling a baby soother out of vim pocket. “He won’t say what he’s supposed to. He put a booboo on my heart real bad.”

Due to privacy concerns, Minnesota CPS representatives will not comment on the issue. According to the CPS pronoun program’s procedural manual, officials will weigh several options. Among them is the re-education camp. Before then, both sides will see if they can reach a compromise where Freddy refers to both parents as a unit with a single term.

Freddy has suggested “imbecilli inutiles,” a Latin term meaning “usless idiots.”

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Academy Awards Statue Arrested by CHP for DUI

2 weeks ago

Oscar “smelts the end” as Hollywood culture falls into Jimmy Sevile fetish free-for-all

TCN – Hollywood, CA (Sanctuary place for aliens and drug addicts)

The Academy Awards’ longtime mascot “Oscar” was arrested on Driving Under the Influence (DUI) charges early Monday morning just hours after the the celebration’s annual circle jerk on March 2.

Four years after serving a three-week hitch in Reno, Nev. for possession of ketamine, this latest run-in with the law sinks an already uncertain future for the 20th Century icon.

Officers with Reno 9-1-1 found the gold-stained idol parked in the city’s casino district trying to get his rented Tesla to make a fart sound. A bottle of Cristal was on the passenger seat beside a signed headshot of Betty White. Officers performed a roadside test when Oscar blew a .43 alcohol/metallurgy rate (A/MR).

Oscar, once the symbol of Hollywood prestige, has fallen on hard times professionally through the past two decades. Audiences are increasingly turning away from the historic movie Mecca due to its penchant for pornography, pedophilia and pouty-lipped eunuchs. Since his drug-related arrest in 2021, sources close to Oscar suggested he has been struggling with self-worth.

Hollywood celebrity blows .43 A/MR following ‘fart stop’

Police cam videos of his arrest confirm this.

“My value is plummeting, boys. Nobody cares about me anymore and metal prices are skyrocketing. I can smelt the end,” he said flatly as officers struggled to move his metal arms behind his back for handcuffing.

On the ride to booking at the jail, Oscar drunkenly mourned the current cultural attitude about statues in the U.S. He noted that effigies much larger and more influential than he is have already been toppled with the support of the people he works with.

“They might as well melt me down and brick me. I’m better off locked up in Fort Knox waiting to be stolen by Nancy Pelosi,” he said.

Mark Twain Humor Prize comments on fellow trophy’s permanent Happy Hour

Meanwhile, the official award for the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor – and long-time bar-stool neighbor – says he’s surprised by the results of his A/MR but not by his arrest.

“The man has a stomach of pure steel and a liver made of limestone,” Twain’s head told Access Hollywood on Tuesday. “I’m just shocked he hasn’t been caught in 96 years.”

Twain’s bust recalled a couple of legendary drinking escapades, confirming Oscar’s resilience to decades of drinking whiskey sours and Colt 45 beer.

“I remember one weekend in ’74 when he outdrank Steve McQueen and Andre the Giant during a three-day sitting. McQueen had his stomach pumped. Andre slipped in the tub after, uumm, evacuating his bowels. Goldy just sat there in the kitchen chair, ram-rod straight with his arms folded in front of him staring at the wall. What a king.”

Hollywood journalists have long speculated the Academy would soon be refining Oscar for another, more acceptable symbol. On the social media platform Blue Sky, chatter surrounds Oscar’s alleged toxic masculinity, which includes the use of the words “retard” and “fag”, and a generally aggressive disposition towards people who claim they are cats.

Suggestions to replace Oscar have ran the gambit of woke ideology. One idea poses “The Epstein,” a golden rainbow with three children holding hands at its base. The most popular suggestion according to post-likes is a two-sided bronzed statuette of Dylan Mulvaney – one side male, the other side female and a base that claims be genderless.

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‘Trump Cut’ Face Steak On The Cutting Block

2 weeks ago

Popular New York delicacy triggering Trump Derangement Syndrome induced ‘President Meat-Induced Trauma’

TCN News – Entertainment | Cuisine | Economy

A legendary beef steak known as “The Trump Cut” is at risk of being banned in New York City’s deli’s, butcher shops, grocery stores and restaurants. The mere existence of the menu item is causing widespread emotional distress, say activists seeking its cancellation.

The $147 steak is a 20-ounce slab of dry-aged ribeye, seared to golden perfection and served with a complimentary pair of Trump-branded basketball shoes. President Donald Trump personally endorsed the steak when it first came out on January 6, 2020.

“It’s the greatest steak in the world. Absolutely tremendous. Maybe the best ever,” he said. “No other steak even comes close. That’s what I said when I saw it. I said, ‘Look at this steak. It’s so tremendous. Probably the best ever.’ I said that when I first saw it.”

Critics, however, argue that the steak’s shape, girth, exaggerated marbling and orangy-red sheen bear an unsettling resemblance to the President’s face. For some, the image is so shocking, it is allegedly triggering a subset of Trump Derangement Syndrome called “MAGA Meat-Induced Trauma.”

“Every time I see that steak, my libido drops 73.4 per cent,” said Brooklyn resident and pink-haired vegan Skylar Widebutt. “I’ve actually had to go on testosterone and iron supplements to recover.”

City administrators are reportedly taking the ban seriously. A press release on the subject from New York City spokesperson Apple Cinnamenstorm said they had mental health and public decency concerns. Cinnamenstorm said the basketball shoe promotion – besides causing the slaughter of more cows due to the leather – is a “grotesque display of consumerism” that should be reviewed for “potential restrictions due to over-consumption of bovine products and its relation to Climate Change.”

MAGA Meat prices skyrocket with increased demand

Trump provided a response on Truth Social as expected: “The steak is great. The fat is great. The shape is great. The taste is amazing. Why are they banning it? I think it’s too good, that’s why. A steak in the shape of my face is just too good to eat. That must be what it is. They’re losers; weak people who don’t eat meat. Protein is a kid who plays video games for money to these people. They’re stupid. #makeamericameatagain #MAMA”

Meat retailers have experienced a 400 per cent increase in sales since rumors of the cancellation began. New Yorkers are rushing to buy what they can before the potentially forbidden delicacy disappears. Prices stabilized on March 3 at $175 per cut. Should the issue hit city council chambers, their value is expected to jump even further.

“They a-protesting zee meat, but just zee udder day, Nancy Pelosi herself wazz in here to buy tree-hundred (300) pounds,” said one Manhattan butcher who wished to remain anonymous.

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Canadian Patriotism Spikes Alongside Middle-Class Bankruptcy

2 weeks ago

Willing citizens set aside logic and home budgets at the behest of a raving Team Canada.

TCN – Toronto, ON

As the trade war between Canada and the United States flares up, proud Canucks are taking that extra step to keep the mirage of the country alive.

With a middle-class now well educated on living below the poverty line, proud Canadians see incoming tariffs as just another way to prove they are “all-in” on financial sodomy. With tit-for-tat tariffs driving up the price of everything from lumber to lettuce, the country’s residents are willingly handing over their debit cards to defend Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s precious post-nation-state status.

Economists are calling it “patriotic insolvency.”

“It’s surprising people don’t remember Grade 8 Social Studies,” said University of Ottawa Professor of Economics Greg Moneymin. “We sell raw materials to the U.S. where they tariff them. They send back finished products and we tariff those. Every time we trade, Canadians pay more. It’s win-win for the revenues of both federal governments. And Joe Beaver from Wilcox, Saskatchewan pays for it all.”

Canucks do their part for soup, sovereignty and absolute insolvency

A multitude of residents north of the 49th Parallel have learned to live on minuscule budgets under a fiscally-retarded Liberal-NDP government. Mark Dumphus is a retired civil servant who recently lost his home to foreclosure. The regular at Windsor, Ont. food banks says his chest bursts with pride every time he sits to his single, daily meal.

“I can’t afford groceries, but that’s just one more way I can show my love for the Maple Leaf and Team Canada,” he said, pulling a thread from the cuff of his tattered 1993 Team Canada hockey jersey. “Yeah, I lost my house. But I have never felt more proud of being Canadian.”

Dumphus collapsed moments later and was sent to hospital. TCN has learned that his National Pride was diagnosed as chronic heartburn from the over-consumption of processed foods.

Other Canadians consider bankruptcy this country’s new badge of honor.

“Americans might have affordable goods, but we have them too. They’re just a little more expensive,” said Vancouver, B.C. resident Julie McAllister, her tin coffee cup half full of nickels and dimes from three hours of pauper-work. “Excluding savings accounts, we have everything available to us that they do.”

Twenty-faced Trudeau crows then cowers

Meanwhile, Prime Minister Trudeau reassured citizens that poverty is just a temporary adjustment in Canada’s path towards globalist enlightenment.

“What is a country, really?” he asked a crowd of supporters at a rally in London, Ont. on Monday. “Borders? Money? These are archaic constructs established by CIS males with self-esteem issues. Nevertheless, we will defeat America in the game they have dominated and perfected for the last 200 years.”

The Prime Minister’s Office immediately sent out an X post sort of reversing the position. “Prime Minister Trudeau misspoke during a rally this morning in London, Ont. To our American friends, allies and financiers; we can’t control him.”

Canadians remain unwavering in their sacrifice, proving that nothing says patriotism like smiling over a bowl of thin gruel at a cold kitchen table.

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‘Diversity, My Ass,’ says President Donald Trump

2 weeks ago

The Can News – Washington, DC

While Americans are distracted with the price of eggs, United States President Donald Trump has brought together the most diverse team in American history. The federal cabinet buries the fatal leadership of Joe Biden, the country’s first legally-dead president to sit in office.

Meanwhile, the Democrats are no longer keen on the “Diversity is our Strength” brain worm. That, according to many, only works among the lower caste. Farm fields, fast-food joints, telemarketing and transport trucking; where diversity really hits its stride. Basically any job that requires 100 per cent time commitment for $7.25 per hour.

Trump’s opposition sees his cabinet through the eyes of their plantation past. Federal Bureau of Investigation Kash Patel, for example, has far overshot his basic innate abilities to run a 7-Eleven in a mid-size, Illinois city. Scott Turner, who serves as head of Housing and Urban Development, is Trump’s first appointed Afro-American in his second term. However, being a Republican, Turner’s skin pigmentation changes upon taking his oath of office. Cancelled.

Director of National Intelligence and former Democrat, Tulsi Gabbard – according to idiocratic philosophy – better serves the American public surfing the Maui waves and selling hand-braided bracelets on the beach. She comes nowhere near the holistic necessities of the position like her aboriginal counterpart, Senator Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren. The latter’s collection of feathers and lucky stones establishes her lineage as an actual “DEI” hire.

And there are more: Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, special counsel to Trump and head of DOGE, Elon Musk. For those looking for the “strength of diversity,” it’s there.

But let’s forget racial and cultural miscellany for a moment. There is another theme running through this cabinet that far outweighs the “Diversity is our Strength” model.

Trump has put together the most competent team in American history, nullifying Democrat efforts to create an idiocracy, otherwise known as Obama’s Wet Dream. The days of “Keep the plebs stupid. Boys are girls. The weather is killing us. Diversity is unity,” are almost over.

Trump’s team rests on a foundation of efficiency, efficacy and exactitude. That is three letter E’s, one step further than a D. Diversity is losing its strength.

President Trump’s Triple-E Cabinet: Ditching the douchebaggery

Scott Turner – Housing & Urban Development Secretary – A Blackman in Da House, so it’s good! Oh no! Not so fast, not yet!

Kristi Noem – Homeland Security Secretary – A Native American, but not like Senator Elizabeth Warren – fake Pocahontas…

Kash Patel – FBI Director – An American-Indian Gujarat who will throw his chicken biryani in your face without apologies!

Lori Chavez-DeRemer – Labor Secretary – Hispanic woman who wants to eat churros and kick ass. And she’s all out of churros!

Tulsi Gabbard – Director of National Intelligence – A Samoan woman and one of the three current or former Democrats with full brain function. She doesn’t need churros. She just kicks ass.

Susie Wiles – White House’s Chief of Staff – First Woman to ever be the USA’s Chief of Staff in the White House. Like her hair, she’s white as snow, babe!

Vivek Ramaswamy – Former DOGE co-chair & political candidate. An American-Indian Hindu who can easily tell you to fuck off. Got it?

Pam Bondi – Attorney General – A white and “blondie” ready to fuck DEI’s spectrum of outlaws!

Marco Rubio – Secretary of State – A Cuban-American sending illegal Yankee wannabes back on a boat to Cuba, Ecuador and parts between. No return ticket.

Elon Musk – DOGE’s Advisor – A white Canadian/South African genius with a penchant for spacecraft and fertile strumpets. Boosting our world population one bastard at a time.

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Trump’s Greenland Claim Sparks “International Free Land Flea Market”

3 weeks ago

Mexico, Russia, China and Canada march onto foreign soil in world’s first land rush since 1492

TCN News – Greenland (soon to be Orangeland)

United States President Donald Trump’s claim on Greenland for security, economic and political reasons has launched the largest global land rush since Christopher Columbus’s arrival to North America more than five centuries ago.

Leaders around the world are following through on capitalizing on what has become the “International Free Land Flea Market.” Anything they deem politically, economically, and conveniently necessary is up for grabs, with various countries racing to all corners of Earth.

Mexico saw an opportunity to expand their burgeoning coffee industry by claiming a remote portion of a Honduran jungle. Known for its rich soil and exquisite coffee beans, the area was quickly taken over by drug cartels. President Trump’s new anti-cartel policies have driven producers out of their home country. Some have already set up sprawling cocaine production facilities in the dense Honduran rainforest.

“Muy buena coca es mucho, mucho, mucho dinero,” said one cartel boss wearing a Scooby-Doo bandana over his face.

“Muy buena coca es mucho, mucho, mucho dinero,” said one cartel boss wearing a Scooby-Doo bandana over his face.

Putin finds paradise on remote Pacific Ocean island

Meanwhile, Russian President Vladimir Putin is emboldened by his apparent victory in the Ukraine. Putin has set his sights on a 40-acre island in the Pacific near Fiji. He plans to create the ultimate tropical Russian paradise where he can lay in a hammock, sip drinks and casually dictate his expanding country’s future via pirated StarLink. A special red button on a beachside lounger’s arm rest, similar to President Trump’s Diet Coke button in the Oval Office, instantly orders an assassination.

“There is no better way to celebrate a war victory than lounging in the sun with a cigar, a vodka pina colada, a bronze call girl, and watching my enemies die in bloody torture through Facebook Live,” he told one assistant.

China simply took Taiwan without notice, reason or opposition. Ever the pragmatist, Chinese President Xi ordered the claim with no fuss, no formalities; just an immediate snap of his fingers.

“It has been there for centuries. We’ve always wanted it. We took it. What you gonna do bout it,” Xi said via translator an hour after raising the Chinese flag in Taipei City.

Trudeau wants some pretty rocks in Michigan

Finally, outgoing Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, known for his impeccable taste in fashion and endless need for groceries, has his eyes on a one-acre stretch of Michigan beach along Lake Huron. The sand at the location is known for it’s variety of pink hues which are popular among tween-aged youth for friendship bracelet crafting.

U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio was quick to respond.

“Governor Trudeau… Sorry, the Prime Minister can eat his socks, preferably as a side to a Trump Cut steak,” he said when stopped outside of his office in Washington, D.C.

It is unclear when and if this free-for-all on international land will end. There have been rumblings that England is placing a huge claim on their entire landmass in an effort to protect it from further decline into Sharia Law.

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Kamala Harris left abortion clinic, and her baby didn’t survive

1 year ago

Ms. Harris is the first US Vice-President to have an abortion in American history.

The Can News – Twin Cities, MN

US Vice-President Kamala Harris had a planned abortion Thursday in the Twin Cities, MN becoming the first vice-president ever to do so. Considering all the other past vice-presidents were men and they weren’t pregnant, it really was an historic moment!

While White House officials say they have largely reached the limits of their power to protect “women rights”, Kamala’s abortion has emerged as a linchpin of their re-election strategy.

Before her abortion procedure, Ms. Harris toured the clinic and delivered an emotional speech saying she was doing it for the country, and also because her baby had genetic Anencephaly (a serious birth defect in which a baby is born without parts of the brain – in this case, just like his mother).

“We already have Joe Biden, so I think we don’t need another slow person in the White House,” she added.

“We already have Joe Biden, so I think we don’t need another slow person in the White House.” – US Vice President Kamala Harris.

Photo: Vice-President Kamala Harris being examined prior her in-clinic abortion procedure

When entering the abortion room, Kamala Harris was faced with the difficult decision to choose among the abortion methods available at the clinic such as saline, D&C, D&E, vacuum aspiration, and the abortion pill. After some thought, she decided to go with the vacuum aspiration method.

“I wanted a very clean and quick procedure… When I saw a big Dyson vacuum cleaner at the corner of the room, I said, ‘That’s it!’ It was a no-brainer,” – Kamala Harris said with a cackled laugh.

“I wanted a very clean and quick procedure… When I saw a big Dyson vacuum cleaner in the corner of the room, I said, ‘That’s it! ‘ It was a no-brainer.” – Kamala Harris.

FUN FACT: Minnesota has become a haven for abortion seekers since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, ushering in restrictive laws and bans in neighbouring states. The Society of Family Planning, a health research organization, found that the average number of abortions in the state increased by about 76 percent in the year after the Supreme Court decision.

Kamala Harris’ Abortion Clinic
Kamala’s abortion method choice was this Dyson vacuum cleaner

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Continued Biden gaffes put Democrats on corpse-abuse notice

1 year ago

‘Mexican president Mitterand told me he’ll open Gaza for the free flow of hummus.’ – US President Snooze-Button Biden

The Can News – Washington, DC

US President Joe “Snooze-Button” Biden – America’s first sitting, unalive leader – is not feeling well.

Although already dead when the Democrat Party pushed him as presidential nominee in 2020, his condition has declined to the point where handlers can’t get him to walk, talk or think of anything other than Rocky Road ice cream. Political talk-holes across the country are saying it’s no different than when former President and High Grand MAGA Puba Donald Trump misspeaks. In Biden’s case, many media outlets suggest that making fun of the elderly – no matter how alive – was subhuman.

“Trump is still fair game,” one noted. “He’s old, but he ain’t dead yet.”

Meanwhile, the Democratic Party apparatchik remains committed to propping up Snooze-Button’s corpse for another five years. Conservative tongue twirlers say the party has become a political cult with no ethical or moral standards.

Biden recently confused the terrorist group, Hamas, with the Middle Eastern condiment dip, hummus; a thick dip or spread made from ground chickpeas, sesame seeds, olive oil, lemon, and garlic.

When asked for clarification, he responded, “Huh? C’mon, man? I can spell Bob. There’s an ‘A,’ an ‘O,’ and a ‘C.’ Whaddya think I’m stupid. Top of my college class, buddy.”

Bidens begin dirt-bed preparations

The Biden family and friends are selling Snooze-Button-themed memoir and music recording, “A Momentary Lapse of Memory” to raise funding for a yet-to-be scheduled funeral. Rumors currently suggest

Donations to the noble cause can be made at biden_funeral.com. The Biden’s family has already thanked supporters of the fundraiser with a statement saying this will enable them to put new flooring in their Nantucket mansion.

Democrats are seeking a more powerful preservative to ensure his availability through the 2024 U.S. Election this fall, however.

Regardless of which direction Lifeless Joe is foisted, we at The Can News, sincerely wish the very best to the sitting, dead President of the United States. We also hope the Democratic Party alongside its secret cabal of puppeteers decide to allow Snooze-Button to punch that alarm clock one last time so he can rest in peace.

Speculators have already come up with a shortlist of candidates to replace him should Democrats decide his smell becomes unbearable. In the running are Kahlua-loving U.S. Vice-President Kamala Harris; anti-white, white businessman Mark Cuban; and the ghost of 1970s prop comic Gallagher.

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‘Chucky’ Jean-Pierre Now Identifies as Nine-Year-Old, White Boy

1 year ago

Gay, black White House Press Secretary assumes new personality to battle contentious media gallery. Deems all anti-Biden questions as child abuse. 

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Frustrated by a growing chorus of negative presidential media coverage, White House Press Secretary Chucky Jean-Pierre (his previous name is now dead), has come out as an infantilist.
 
Besides being gay, female and black, the embattled spokesperson claimed on Friday he is a precocious, nine-year-old, white boy with all of its “privilege and acclaim, including your lack of respect for questioning anything I say, you meanies,” he said during his reveal in front of the White House Press Corp.
 
“I have been deprived of the true privilege I deserve of a white person due to the color of my skin,” said Jean-Pierre, who has incorporated a novel wardrobe of jumpsuits, long-sleeve tee-shirts and two mini-potatoes for his boxer-briefs. “Don’t let my vagina fool you. Just because the stick isn’t there doesn’t mean I don’t have balls. And I can prove it.”
 
Jean-Pierre paid particular attention to long-time rival and Fox News White House correspondent Pretty Peter Doocy during her announcement.
 
“And you, Mister,” he said, flipping a middle finger in Doocy’s direction. “Suggest I’m a liar again and we’ll take it to the playground sumo-style. I’m now a three-time victim; I’m gay, I’m black and I’m an undersized, white boy. But I’ll still take you down, Douchy.”

President Snooze-Button not concerned about Chucky’s evolution

An hour later, United States President Snooze-Button Biden mumbled, burped and gagged when asked about Jean-Pierre’s announcement.

“Always knew that girl had balls. It’s why I hired her in the first place. Plus her hair smelled like fresh tuna,” Biden said before entering his helicopter for his daily Dippin Dots treat.

“Now she’s a he, what about it, man? C’mon. The only loss I see is I can’t smell that hair anymore. Mhmmm. Fresh, natural tuna.”

Some political analysts suggest this is a keen political move considering a rumor that voter laws will allow all humans within American borders on election day to cast a vote.

“They might be chasing that new, key five-to-nine year old demographic, which is smart,” said former Democratic strategist, Rick Ratface. “Why do you think the President is seen eating ice cream all the time? I think that was an important signal that they are one step ahead of the Republicans in making the U.S. a world leader again; through the bendable will of our youth.”

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Trump calls Trudeau “black-faced”, “scumbag”, “son of Castro”…

5 years ago

The Can News | London, UK

President Donald Trump blasted Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as “black-faced”, “scumbag”, “son of Castro” on Wednesday after Trudeau was caught on an open mic with other world leaders discussing the NATO meeting in London and referencing Trump’s “orange colour”.

The video, which quickly went viral online, showed Trudeau, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, French President Emmanuel Moron and others speaking at a Buckingham Palace reception.

The video begins with Johnson looking toward French President Moron and asking, “Why did he miss the Afternoon Tea with the Queen?”

Trudeau jumped in, “He doesn’t do high teas, he is an orange Crush kinda guy… Just like you Boris”. And they all laughed.

After a cut in the footage, Trudeau adds, “He is more orange than you are, Boris. He must eat a lot of Cheetos too…”

“He doesn’t do high teas, he is an orange Crush kinda guy…“ said Trudeau

Orange is the new Black…

“I might be orange, but he sure has a black face” said Trump about Trudeau.

“Well, he’s black-faced, “scumbag” and “son of Castro…” Trump said of Trudeau alongside German Chancellor Angela MarxWell on Wednesday. “And honestly with Trudeau he’s a nice guy, but the truth is he is son of Fidel Castro and I guess he’s not happy about it. I wouldn’t…”

“I am an orange-faced guy and he is a black-faced dude, but that’s the way it is,” Trump said. 

Is the Cuban dictator Fidel Castro the real father of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau?

Watch the video and decide yourself, but we think Trudeau should go on Maury’s TV Show and get DNA tested. Just in case…

Justin Trudeau or Justin Castro? Watch the video and decide yourself.

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