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Greta Thundericeberg considered the natural choice to replace Scheer

Ottawa, ON | The Can News Scheer announced his decision at a surprise caucus meeting before heading into the House of Commons. His resignation comes as a direct result of new revelations that he was using Conservative Party money to pay for his children’s private schooling, according to Conservative sources who spoke with the Can

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Trump calls Trudeau “black-faced”, “scumbag”, “son of Castro”…

The Can News | London, UK President Donald Trump blasted Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as “black-faced”, “scumbag”, “son of Castro” on Wednesday after Trudeau was caught on an open mic with other world leaders discussing the NATO meeting in London and referencing Trump’s “orange colour”. The video, which quickly went viral online, showed Trudeau, British Prime

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New Procedure to Change Skin Colour Can Overcome Racism

The revolutionary new DIY procedure to change skin colour created by dermatologist Dr. Hijab Patel can overcome racism, said PhD psychologist Prof. Rosacea Eczema during interview yesterday. > Watch the DIY Video Tutorial and get the colour skin you want. *As seen on TV

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Trudeau’s New Cabinet: As useless as male nipples

The Can News | Ottawa, ON Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced last week the new members of Cabinet following the swearing-in ceremony. The new cabinet is excessively large, useless and not as diverse as you could imagine. Racial and Gender Breakdown of Trudeau’s New Cabinet Despite its enormous size, the new cabinet not only lacks diversity but also competence.

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TRANS-DUDES: Proud of Beating the Crap Out of Women

The Can News – Ottawa, ON Women fought long and hard to earn equal athletic opportunities, but because of these trans-dudes, young women are forced to be spectators in their own sports. “We all know the outcome of the race before it even starts; it’s demoralizing,” says American woman, stay away from me. (by Lenny

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Body Parts of Saudi Journalist Have Been Found in a Food Truck in KSA

The body parts of murdered dissident journalist JayMight EatHis Kelloggs have been found at a food truck site in the suburbs of Riyadh, capital of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia (KSA), a UK-based broadcaster reported on Tuesday. According to Sky News, the Saudi journalist’s body had been “cut up” and his face “disfigured”, with the

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American Large-Breasted Women Will Pay More Taxes

American large-breasted women will pay higher taxes when purchasing dairy products. President Donald Trump has signed an executive order targeting all women with big boobs in the United States. Trump said that they need to pay more taxes on dairy products because they already have great milk resources, and buying more is not only wasting

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